The 61 Dumbest Dad Jokes Ever Written
I threw away a boomerang a few years ago. Now I live in constant fear.
I love dad jokes, especially the dumb ones — you know, the ones where you roll your eyes and say “unggh.” Also I’m a dad so I have a few of my own (which are genuinely funny of course). But I have to be honest here: I didn’t write these jokes, not a single one. I found them in random places all over the Internet just begging to be set free.
They’re the best of the best, the punniest of the puns, true unadulterated dad joke hilarity. Enjoy!
Hey dad, I’m hungry. Hi Hungry, I’m dad.
“Unggh!”
Dad Jokes
I told my wife I wanted to be cremated. She made an appointment for me next Monday.
I went to the bookstore the other day.
Found a book entitled: “How to Solve 50% of Your Problems.”
So I bought two.
It used to be that plastic surgery was a taboo subject.
Now you mention Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.
The wifi connection at my ranch is terrible so I moved the modem to the barn. Now I have a stable signal.
