Wow what wonderful thing to wake up to. I'm honored to be among such great (and hilarious) writers. I haven't read them all but I guarantee I'll be flipping the pages all day today. Thank you Christine, and thanks to my legions of adoring fans. I'd like to thank The Haven, my family and my mother who was also funny (but that's how she always smells).

Let me know if you need my address. The prize money will come in handy. This is like a Nobel, right?